Category Archives: Great Americans

Meet the meat genius.

In her own words: I’m a meat genius. See, I pack the ground beef with finely chopped onions, pickles and garlic, and then inject A1 Steak Sauce into the center of the patties with a turkey baster. To finish, I … Continue reading

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The greatest living American satirist.

Is here. Iowahawk’s last few posts don’t really prove my claim.  But that’s only because he’s been blogging beer and cars lately. Okay, fine, those are his usual subjects.  But when he’s not drunk, disorderly, and driving, he writes wickedly cutting stuff … Continue reading

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Jack Bauer’s a wussy…

…compared to this great American: Go West!

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