Monthly Archives: October 2015

Dorito Fu: You will fight for them!

INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY ANNA and BETH, two hot young things, are on the sofa playing a video game.  Each has a different bag of Doritos; one, the classic Nacho Cheese, the other Cool Ranch. Anna:  “Die! Beth:  “You die!” Something drops … Continue reading

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Bulwer-Lytton entry!

It took decades, but I finally entered the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, by far the world’s greatest contest of bad writing. My entry: The jar was oozing, and the ooze was jarring: a dank fetid oleaginous slime that slapped and slithered across … Continue reading

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The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Just…not very rapidly: (Hat tip: powerline.)

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The greatest political speech of all time.

As there’s no avoiding politics if you spend any time with media, you should be familiar with the greatest political speech of all time.  Every single politician constantly tries to slide “if-by-whiskey” arguments past you.  But none will ever compare with the … Continue reading

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Sanders’ socialism.

So apparently Bernie is planning a speech to explain his “Democratic Socialism”. Let me first explain it to Sanders. Democratic socialism would be between everyone who votes for it, i.e. voluntary socialism. But if you use the democratic process to … Continue reading

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