Didn’t see this coming.

To spark the epic battle, I’ve been looking for the brand-newest flavor.  Wasn’t expecting it to be…LGBT?!  What, like…lettuce, gouda, bacon and tomato?  That just might work!


…as it turns out, they’re standard flavors, lots o’ food coloring.  Bags are $10 or more while supplies last.  Those would certainly make colorful shuriken, plus most people would be going “what da…?”.  If you didn’t otherwise draw attention to them, very few traditionalists would know to be offended.  You’d probably get tons more votes than you’d lose.

Holy crap I’m cynical.

On Frito Lay’s official site, several of the Dinamita bags seem to have “NEW” on them, for a less controversial option.

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I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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