Bulwer-Lytton entry!

It took decades, but I finally entered the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, by far the world’s greatest contest of bad writing. My entry:

The jar was oozing, and the ooze was jarring: a dank fetid oleaginous slime that slapped and slithered across the bourgeoisie marble countertop like loathsome Gerber’s Lovecraftian Puree…

Admit it:  that prose is foul.

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I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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2 Responses to Bulwer-Lytton entry!

  1. Blake says:

    Personally, I think it soars…fowl as it were.

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