So apparently Bernie is planning a speech to explain his “Democratic Socialism”. Let me first explain it to Sanders.
Democratic socialism would be between everyone who votes for it, i.e. voluntary socialism. But if you use the democratic process to force, say, 49.9% of the population into socialism is different. If everyone is required to participate, like it or not, then what you have is National Socialism.
National Socialism. Hmmm. Wonder if anyone’s ever used that name before?
World's Only Rational Man 
The problem with a socialist system is, of course, that you can’t really allow democracy, because what if the peons start voting against socialist ideas in favor of things like “profit”?
Personally, I think everybody should vote for Cthulhu. A vote for Cthulhu is a vote for true progress.
I look forward to a time when, regardless of gender, race, religion, or orientation, all are treated equally.
As prey. #AllStarCultist
The AceofSpades crowd is running their 2012 candidate again, SMOD: Sweet Meteor of Death. There’s some pretty funny campaign slogans for
SMOD has my vote.
I figure I might as well for for something that truly has a chance to change things.