Polack Jokes fell out of style, at least in the Bible Belt, about the time I hit puberty. That’s also about when global cooling paused for a quarter century. Back then mindless Chicken Littles’ screamed, “Winter is coming!” not, “Polar bears are melting, mellllllting! ”
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Polack Jokes. “Polacks are stupid, heh heh.” These were of course told by people who were themselves dumber than a Styrofoam gas tank.
Never liked Polack Jokes myself. Nor these, for that matter. But I’ll not pass final judgment on this style of humor until we finally reach the Stupid Dead Progressive phase.
Heh heh. Those jokes practically write themselves!
Where was I? Oh yeah. Polacks are dumb. Why on Earth are they so worried about Putin and the Ruskies? Even if Putin did try something–and why would he, that big ol’ Siberian teddy bear?–Europe has Poland’s back. Dumb Polacks.
…the joint Nazi-Soviet invasion of Poland in 1939 brought none of the Allied help that Poland was obligated to receive under treaty. Although both Britain and France were supposed to come to Poland’s direct military aid, they were content to declare war on Germany and essentially do nothing, letting Hitler and Stalin dismember Poland completely … and every Pole today knows it.
Er…but hey, things are different now! There’s no need to fear, America is here!
Obama in 2009 cancelled a US/NATO missile defense system in the country, a move termed a “betrayal” by Poland’s president. Making the announcement on September 17, the seventieth anniversary of Stalin’s invasion, added insult to injury.
Oh dear lord seriously?! Did Obama think Poland wouldn’t notice him grinding salt in that wound? His administration has proven to be so clueless, many times, but…no. Not this time. Of course it was intended as an insult. IDF Special Forces veterans are “chickenshit”, Winnie is unworthy of respect…and stupid Polacks expect courtesy, much less support.
Smart diplomacy, everyone!
Barack Hussein Obama, you are the world’s biggest shickenchit.
(Shickenchit is my coined phrase, all rights reserved.)
Ostriches are known for hiding their heads in the sand. Shickenchits hide by sticking their heads up their own asses. Or, in the case of sycophants, up Obama’s ass. And considering his millions of brown-nosers, there’s gotta be a space-time singularity all up in there.
(Gee, I can’t remember the popular name for a space-time singularity. Ah well. Probably for the best.)
Anyway, back to “Polish intelligence”.
When I asked if he thought America would come to Poland’s aid in a crisis, he said laconically, “I’d flip a coin.”
In a similar vein, a senior Polish intelligence official, another veteran of long collaboration with Washington, DC, expressed his skepticism to me.
“Is it 1939 again? I don’t know,” he explained, “but I think Obama isn’t even a Chamberlain,”
Neville Chamberlain sold out Poland, just as Obama is doing. On the other hand, he did it without adding insult to injury. He also was capable of admitting error:
Everything that I have worked for, everything that I have hoped for, everything that I have believed in during my public life has crashed into ruins. There is only one thing left for me to do: that is devote what strength and power I have to forwarding the victory of the cause for which we have sacrificed so much.
Neville also spent 17 successful years in the private sector, paying taxes. And he resigned his premiership for the good of his nation. There is a gargantuan ocean of difference between the man that Chamberlain was, and the thumb-sucking spoiled whiny shickenchit bitch that is Barack Obama.
And notice that “Polish intelligence” only thinks that Obama isn’t a Chamberlain. He isn’t even sure. Being a stupid Polack.
Stupid polite, diplomatic, courageous Polacks. They’re the ones who are really not Obamas.