Monthly Archives: November 2014

My master plan is almost complete.  Soon, my minions.  Soon my transmogrification will come! And on that day there will be many other changes…

Last night the President of the United States took the law into his own hands.  Previously he has said that the President has no authority to supersede Congress.  This is true.  He then proceeded to supersede Congress. Thus Barack Obama has, beyond any doubt, betrayed his oath of office to … Continue reading →

So.  We, meaning the human race, just landed a probe on a comet.  This is the first time evah, making it the biggest deal in space and rocketry in…heck, I dunno, decades. You heard about it yet? If you have, … Continue reading →

I realize time and again how tired I am of the pseudo-left and the pretend-right. Can’t we just, I don’t know, ship them all to Siberia? What even is the difference between today’s pseudo-left and pretend-right? There is very little … Continue reading →

These people aren’t covered in tar and feathers.  We could be czars. Buzzfeed calls such comments “shocking”.  Oh, please.  Look at what you’re doing, Buzzfeed.  These people are declaring themselves to be your owners.  So how do you respond? You bleat. If puny humans were still … Continue reading →

Thus sayeth the New Republic. But that’s great, right?  Jihadists are chopping the heads off of innocent Westerners.  So darn right the President should take the battle to the…oh, wait…they don’t mean Islamicysts, do they? The past six years have given Obama no … Continue reading →

Polack Jokes fell out of style, at least in the Bible Belt, about the time I hit puberty.  That’s also about when global cooling paused for a quarter century.  Back then mindless Chicken Littles’ screamed, “Winter is coming!” not, “Polar bears are melting, mellllllting! ” Anyway,  … Continue reading →

Sure, wormme posting volume isn’t much more than during my hibernation, but this is the Century of Diminished Expectations. Tomorrow is America’s midterm elections, where the Stupid Party (that would be the GOP) will regain a majority in the Senate unless the Evil … Continue reading →