Bureaucracy just cost me ~40,000 square feet of land.

I’m not working this weekend after all.  “The Man” messed up my digital fingerprinting last week, and I had to redo it this week.  Thus, my security clearance didn’t come through for unescorted access to the nuclear plant.

Thus thus, I was told not to come in until (hopefully) Sunday night.  That’s a loss of 24 hours of overtime.  Which amount of pay, even after taxes, would have covered about 2% of my recently purchased 46 acres of land.  Dadgummit!

But (since your newly revitalized wormme strives for gratitude and positivity) it also means I can watch college football all day today.

If you don’t understand what that means to a simple ‘Bama boy, you need to learn two words.  Two words, eight letters, and the greatest ESPN commercial ever:

UPDATE–Realization:  not all of you will thrill to the beauty of that clip.  It’s not your fault…your mama just didn’t raise you right.  Here’s a rough transliteration:

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About wormme

I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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2 Responses to Bureaucracy just cost me ~40,000 square feet of land.

  1. Edohiguma says:

    Ah, bureaucracy. So great. Not.

    Also, 4 days to go.

  2. wdydfae says:

    Bama and Bernstein! Something for everyone! What a good host.

    I hope that foosball team got lots of home runs.

    Serious bummer about the consequential lost overtime.

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