Monthly Archives: June 2013

The world needs another diet book, right?

Soon to come, the details of my amazing, incredible RVGKFC Diet.  It’s been doing wonders for me.  And…for a nominal fee…it will help you too.  Probably!   

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Duh.

You humans are surprised by the strangest things. The results were even worse when it came to salary. Among students who found jobs, former unpaid interns were actually offered less money than those with no internship experience. Why wouldn’t you … Continue reading

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Defender of the Earth has died.

Requiescat in pace, Slim Whitman. Honor this man, remembering always that that he once single-handedly saved our species.  Single-voicedly, rather.

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Hanging’s too good for them.

Gopher rustlers are the worst.

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A question unanswered!

In this post I asked what a lone wolf and a rogue elephant have in common.  Never noticed Linda’s gracious reply to it, but she says she has no idea.  I thought the post’s content, plus the “bonus question”, gave the … Continue reading

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Doesn’t anybody here know the difference between State and Country?

Taking a brief break from the training regime to rejoin the web.  It got lonely, knowing that only NSA spooks cared about me or what I’m doing.  And behold!  There’s been a rare occasion where the Instapundit is in error. … Continue reading

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So the government does respect privacy…

…Muslim privacy. …the government’s sweeping surveillance of our most private communications  excludes the jihad factories where homegrown terrorists are radicalized.   I can feel your surprise.  Actually, I’ve hacked into the NSA mainframes and can see the shocked look on your … Continue reading

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Was the previous reference too esoteric?

Just realized that the previous post is none too clear…though edo is having fun with it.  What I meant to imply is that Elijah Cummings is a fugitive…a fugitive from reason. Fugitive!

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It was a Republican, I tell you…

…a Republican…with one arm!  Why doesn’t anyone believe me?!

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Boehner is totally loyal to the federal government…

…as it continues to enslave the American people. He believes the country is subservient to him and his fellow Ruling Classmates.  That’s why the cry of “Treason!”  He’s all butt-hurt that the whistleblower felt that the Constitution takes precedence over the Nuremburg philosophy. … Continue reading

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