Monthly Archives: June 2013

So that’s why he’s overweight.

Chris Christie bites every hand that feeds him.  He bit the right’s when sucking up to Obama, now he bites Obama’s in the hopes that the right will feed him again. Somebody really likes finger food.

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Noonan was to Obama as…

…Coulter is to Christie. Naturally, I told ya so.  Yet both of these gals will keep getting paid for opinionatin’ and the Spineless One won’t, even though when we differ I am always right and they are always wrong. Because life is … Continue reading

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Paper cuts kill over twelve million people per year.

Which is why librarians should be drafted into the Obamacare machine.

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Was this idiot channelling Roddy Piper?

The topic of the Aaron Hernandez arrest just came up.  I mentioned that he apparently left a ridiculous amount of evidence, and that was before the German Science Babe mentioned Hernandez’s blue bubblegum trail. My brother and I instantly thought of … Continue reading

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DOMA arigato, Supreme Court.

I guess, since the executive branch refuses to enforce laws, why not let the judicial branch do some legislating? Scalia described the “assertion of judicial supremacy over the people’s  representatives in Congress and the executive” as “jaw-dropping.” In a rational … Continue reading

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Dr. Frankenstein’s Address to the Townspeople.

It is generally a pleasure when others take a keen interest in one’s work, and certainly you have assembled here with all of the passion for which secluded villagers are justly famed.  And to have done so in such inclement … Continue reading

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He is legend.

Requiescat in pace, Richard Matheson. You may not know his name, but you probably know many of his stories.  The article says that I Am Legend has been adapted for film three times, but that’s wrong.  They’re leaving out the original with … Continue reading

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