Pity the poor, gunless heathens.

Edohiguma has shared his “articles of faith”.  His religious pantheon may be Glock, Smith, Wesson, and a host of other gods and demigods, but surely we can all find common ground.

…ooh, ooh, I know!  A hymn.  Let us sing:

And now the collection plates. 


Give generously, brothers and sisters!  Show your caliber.

About wormme

I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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6 Responses to Pity the poor, gunless heathens.

  1. Edohiguma says:

    This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

    My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…

    My rifle and I know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…

    My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

    Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!

    • wormme says:

      Talk about a bittersweet feeling. I don’t mind a European being a better American than most Americans. But when one is a 99+ percentile American, it makess me proud, and sad.

  2. Edohiguma says:

    I ordered an AUG Z today

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