Today is a major foosball day.

Will be mostly AWOL from keyboard again today, due to ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

We watched the “Eat Mor Chiken” Bowl last night, congrats to the Tigers from Death Valley for that epic game and victory over the Tigers from Death Valley.

The Chick-Fil-A cattle passionately oppose the consumption of beef, but they have a vested interest.  You know who makes an even better argument for not eating cows?  Les Miles.  Because, if you have both the football and a two-point lead with under two minutes of clock left, you want to give special consideration to your play selection.

First down:  eight-yard route pass keeping the ball inbounds = gutsy roll of the dice.  If it works, you can take two shots to rush two yards as the clock ticks down remorselessly or the foe must spend precious timeouts.

Next downs:  two (incomplete) passes that stop the clock for your opponent = mad cow disease.

Mad cow disease, kiddies.  So don’t be like Les Miles…eat mor chiken.

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I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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