Pitiful Piers now insists that bitter clingers amend their “inherently flawed” Bible.  That is truly hilarious in all respects save one.  Of course, that one is a doozy:

For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Morgan, Morgan, Morgan…bless your little heart.  You couldn’t be stupider if you tried, lil’ feller.  You ignored the amendment process of the Constitution despite the brilliant and humble Founders specifically designing a method to permit timeless liberty.

Now you tell a pastor to amend the Word of God, seeing as how the Holy Bible is all effed up.  Er…if he doesn’t see the damage, Piers, how the heck can he repair it?  You amend the Scripture, Morgan, and not just the méprise du jour. All of it!  You’re ordering repairs to be made by the very people who cannot see the problem.

Or did you not notice that?  Full disclosure:  this makes it hard to treat your words as ex cathedra even if I believed in papal infallibility, which I most certainly do not.  Oh, and  “full disclosure” requires another addendum:  you are dumber than a Styrofoam gas tank.

Piers Morgan, I know Tim Powers.  Tim Powers is a close personal author of mine.  You, sir…are no Tim Powers.