I am anger-free for the first time in many months. It feels good. How good?
And it’s all thanks to one man: John Boehner.
This highly select blog was inspired by the tens of millions of freedom-loving Americans who finally fought back against a statist culture. (No, that never happened during the Reagan years). And for a few months it was (relatively) heavily trafficked, due to a colossal radiological event intersecting with personal expertise.
As nuclear news dwindled, so did the audience. That’s natural. What wasn’t inevitable was me running people off with ever-growing bitterness. I didn’t understand that anger for months. Finally I knew it came from the sliming of all of my fellow Gadsden-Americans. And the false witness to our war-mongering and racism was, of course…the Democratic Party.
The Dems cranked up the evil chutzpah in desperate response to the 2010 elections. Remember the 2010 elections? In Thermopylae terms that’s right about here:
I sure wasn’t full of bitterness back then. Back when it looked like we had a chance against modern Western “culture”. So you know what that made me, until this very day? A fair-weather warrior.
A fair-weather warrior!
Well, no more. This morning I learned that John Boehner leads the Persians through the pass and into our midst. And I laughed in relief, delighted. The illusion is over. We are betrayed and doomed and I’m not even mad at the traitor. He just wants to be liked and he’s not particular about the details. So you, too, can kneel and submit to your betters…
Or you can dine with me in hell.
We can no more win this battle than 300 Spartans could defeat Persia’s legions and Ephialtes’ Boehner’s betrayal. We, today’s Gadsden-Americans, will be crushed between all the Democrats and half the Republicans.
But the 300 were not Sparta, and we are not America. And for once I’m at peace with my certain defeat. Haven’t felt this good in…no. I don’t feel good.
I feel well.
World's Only Rational Man 
Look, there’s plenty of good reasons to be angry. Liberal idiots look at the trappings of society today and think to themselves “it will different this time” though there are thousands of years of history that say otherwise.
Both points are very true. But my anger was eating me up and doing no good in the process. I’m going to try fighting them while laughing.
Back in the days of my divorce, I used Strong Drink to drown my sorrows. Get drunk, forget, too miserable the next day to worry about personal problems. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Anyway, I know you’re rational, and here’s a tip: I’ll be very surprised if the US of A survives. Plan accordingly. And yes, you’ll be able to enjoy a good laugh when all those liberal progressives cry and say “we didn’t know” to which you’ll respond “You were warned, you didn’t listen.”
And you thought you had issues…..
Such Drama. If I had a nickel for everytime a Conservative has said that during Obama and everytime a Liberal said it during W I’d be a millionaire. The US of A isn’t going anywhere and certainly not because of Obama.
I got sixteen trillion dollars that says you’re wrong.
You’re right with the not going anywhere. You’re now stuck. You’re becoming stagnant with “progressivism”, which isn’t progressive at all, but rather a rinse and repeat of already failed and failing Euro-peon ideas. So yeah, the US isn’t going anywhere, it’s stuck in the mud. Thanks to the Beltway Mafia and the millions of idiots who vote for them.
Side note: Staying drunk for a week is a lot cheaper than seeing a therapist once a week.
Well now, I’m glad you’re feeling better. Anger is exhausting. The humorous aspect of The Certainty of Our Doom came to me the day after the election. Boehner ain’t the face of our downfall, though. I gotcher poster child right here. This is America: http://nooneofanyimport.wordpress.com/2012/11/07/for-some-reason-im-smiling-now/ Ooh, maybe I can even be called rascist (again) for this one. Any trolls around to reflexively bark the mantra?