Dear filthy OWS anarcho-hippies: seize this wicked “1%” New York Marathon, plunder its every resource, and carry the supplies over the waters to help the needy “99%”.
Do this, and your previous Occupy sins and excesses are forgiven. Well, not the rapes and assaults. But the clueless, pathetic yapping you claimed was a “movement”? Forgiven. Your unemployed and unemployable holier-than-thou attitude? Sure. Dropping trou and crapping on a cop car? Yuck…but yuck that will be forgiven.
Wait, circle drumming? Why you…you…
…okay, okay. Even that! Just seize the Marathon and drag your evil plutocratic Mayor bodily over 26 miles and 385 yards of sodden storm trash. Oh, and face-down, to rub his nose into every inch of his moral failure.
Occupy Wall Street’s very name is from the Big Apple. Well, Bloomberg v. Staten Island is the Platonic Ideal of your 1% v. 99% complaint. So if you do not rise up now, over this, you do not count. Don’t you remember how Bloomberg treated you, how he treated journalists simply covering your story?
If you do not Occupy Marathon and Occupy it right now, you are not the 99% because you’re not even lowly peasants. The 1% never counts slaves as people.
The first Marathon messenger brought word of victory. I simply point at a battle you are honor-bound to wage, have you any honor.
Drag Bloomberg bodily to his responsibilities in Staten Island. Seize all the resources he’s devoted to leisure and distribute them to the hungry and bereft. Or don’t ever show your faces again, pitiful serfs. Fair-weather friends are bad enough. But fair-weather foes? They are nothing at all.
So, OWS…Occupy Marathon or be revealed as slaves.
OWS is too busy getting stoned.
They finally canceled the run, which took… oh… just MASSIVE outcry by pretty much everyone. They kept defending it with some of the most ridiculous pseudo-arguments I’ve ever seen, until they finally fell off the cliff.
It felt like they had to cancel it. But that we couldn’t be sure just shows out amazingly “Let them eat cake”-ish Big Brother has gotten. George Orwell didn’t mention just how annoying the State is during transition.