You know…one that took the Constitution and its Amendments seriously.

The Board’s director Charla Burill tells the Carolina Journal that it’s cool to make general statements about what people in general should eat, but if you tell a specific diabetic she should eat less sugar, or a specific overweight person he should eat fewer carbs, that becomes something only a licensed (by them) pro can do.

Dear  Charla:  it’s okay to make jokes about shutting up fellow citizens, but when you actually use force to betray the First Amendment you are a traitor and should be exiled to a country where mouthy broads must keep their stupid opinions to their stupid selves if they know what’s good for them.  Since apparently gagging citizens is fine as long as its legal.

If “pros” can prevent “amateurs” from even talking then I have the right to silence really stupid people like Charla Burill.

God help me, I really hate penny-ante American dictators.  Charla, you are a terrible terrible American and a pathetic excuse for an adult and a woman and are a spoiled mouthy hypocritical little piss-ant tyrant and…wow, I’m really getting angry here.  I’m mad enough to beccome a scofflaw!

So screw your regulations, Charla, here comes some non-licensed dietary advice:

EAT ME.