There were about 90,000 people lined up to hear me speak tonight, but it’s raining. So I monologued at my brother for twenty seconds instead. Sorry to disappoint, but dihydrogen monoxide has killed more people than any other substance in history. Don’t go near it!
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Been raining here since monday afternoon……… I had just finished putting a cover on and waterproofing it, and it started raining. Has not stopped since, been about 7-8 inches since then.
Whoa, you’ve had it worse then. Although currently my grass is as high as an elephant’s eye…
Spring is sprung with a vengeance. On the schedule for tomorrow is new blades on the mower, so that Lucky can do better than whip it to death. Of course that will only be done when the sun is shining, and the ground has dried a little so the grass will stand up.
Good news is the van and car do not need to be washed, both have had a very thorough outside and underside wash and high pressure cleaning. No dirt, oil or anything left there after going through a few puddles at high speed. Some minor flooding, a few people woke up to a house with a built in river.