Monthly Archives: August 2012

Todd Akin has one “major” defender.  Mike Huckabee.  A dim-witted snivelling ignorant self-worshipping piss-for-brains preacher-turned…”I’m A relevant Z-Lister! ” is Akin’s sole celebrity defender. Any reader here who heeds Mike Huckabee will be torched as all zombies must be.  I promise no joy at your … Continue reading →

Those antisocial Germans! We’ve used the bailout analogy here before.  Perhaps we can explore it further to understand why Der Das Volk are such bastards. Let’s say the EU citizens are all in the same boat.  And it’s taking on … Continue reading →

It’s comforting to know that, for all our cultural differences, some things are universal.  Things like bad table manners among children.  When cannibal families have Southern food, mothers keep telling their kids, “wipe that grit-eating shin off your face!”

Gasp! Did you get that? Democrats want the world to know they’re going to have women speaking at their convention, which is apparently considered some sort of accomplishment in DNC-land. Madness!  Thank goodness the GOP keeps its wimminfolk in the … Continue reading →

Isaac may be coming to Tampa.  And we already know Biden is.  So who’s the bigger blowhard?

Yes, apparently Romney dropped a “bless his heart” on Obama.  And no, it isn’t racist but Twitchy, for the record…it isn’t “the most awesome insult ever” either. You make it even bigger by adding “little”. That’s okay, I wouldn’t expect journalists and … Continue reading →

Radioactive fire-breathing reptile prepares to trample Tampa, FL. Good thing Paul Ryan is a noodler, huh?  Catfish, mutant lizard, there’s no real difference there.

Ahhhh. Ahhhh. Ahhhh.

…but British citizens who permit it are nuts. Hospitals are to be encouraged by the government to sell their services abroad, setting up clinics with the famous NHS brand to pull in much-needed cash for the health service from overseas. … Continue reading →

Yes, I know my font size has just changed onsite.  Globally.  It was due to the British NHS turning feral on an international scale.  They’re trying to make money any way they can.  So I guess they get a cut of the … Continue reading →