Radioactive fire-breathing reptile prepares to trample Tampa, FL.
Good thing Paul Ryan is a noodler, huh? Catfish, mutant lizard, there’s no real difference there.
Radioactive fire-breathing reptile prepares to trample Tampa, FL.
Good thing Paul Ryan is a noodler, huh? Catfish, mutant lizard, there’s no real difference there.
You just insulted Godzilla and every other monster. That’s not nice man, not nice.
I…hadn’t considered that til now. OTOH, intent is key. Godzilla used his powers for good…well, he had to prove he was the MMMA (Mixed Monster Martial Art) Champion. So the landscapes he devastated were, usually, incidental. Joe Biden is simply an agent of malevolence.
So I apologize for comparing Joe Biden to Gojira. Obviously Slow Joe is the Smog Monster. I’d like nothing better than to see a nuclear-powered komodo dragon chew through a Democratic V.P.
I thought your old sign-offs were soothing.
But probably not soothing to compose.
It kept getting harder and harder to find good ones. Although there’s still a lot more out there.
How’s about this: