Here’s those videos from Cracked mentioned earlier. I can’t recommend the swarming ant one for the formiphobic. (Now let’s look it up to see what the real term is.)
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Dadgummit…it’s better than mine. Myrmecophobia. If you don’t know why that’s better, you’re not myth-informed.
That John Cheese guy writes so funny.
I don’t read the Onion much anymore, but have been ravaging Cracked’s archives.