Here’s those videos from Cracked mentioned earlier. I can’t recommend the swarming ant one for the formiphobic. (Now let’s look it up to see what the real term is.)
Dadgummit…it’s better than mine. Myrmecophobia. If you don’t know why that’s better, you’re not myth-informed.
That John Cheese guy writes so funny.
I don’t read the Onion much anymore, but have been ravaging Cracked’s archives.