Heed the Albino Worm, ye who would be privileged.

There they go again.

Listen, non-white whiners, rather than blaming Caucasian kids for their privilege, blame your freakin’ ancestors for not giving you the same thing!

My white parents are very intelligent and hard-working, though not financially privileged.  Why?  Because they cared about God, not wealth.  So my “privilege” was having ideas drilled into my head.  Things like,

Always be learning.

Life isn’t fair.

Finish what you start.

Be both charitable and thrifty.

Hold yourself to higher standards than others.

Don’t be a whiner.

And so on. 

My specific inheritance also includes the Judeo-Christian/Greek Philosophy mashup and historical Anglo obsession with liberty, of course. 

It’s funny.  When non-whites adopt The Ways of the Albino they immediately gain the same privileges as honkys.  And when white people abandon the ancestral path they immediately begin losing their privileged positions. 

Weird, huh?  Do you know the difference between privileged white men and privileged Caucasian men?  It’s ten to twenty years:


So yes, yes, let’s do away with “white” privilege.  Fairness demands that all lives be as nasty and brutish and short as that of the unluckiest person on Earth.

Because, as all of our parents should have taught us,

Life is totally fair.

About wormme

I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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6 Responses to Heed the Albino Worm, ye who would be privileged.

  1. Edohiguma says:

    Well, they don’t like Asians too much either. A few days ago I read that Asian immigrants the US put emphasis into hard work and success, but also family values, and they’re the most likely group to enter legally. How dare they play along the rules!

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