Heard a reference to “Killer Klowns from Outer Space” this morning.  It’s a surprisingly witty and amusing low-budget “horror” movie.

It reminded me:  my middle niece is coulrophobic.  Does it make me evil that I offered her $20 to watch this movie?  Then, when she (shudderingly) refused, I upped the offer to $100.  Ha ha!  Her little sister was going nuts, trying to get in on that action.

The most she could stand was the magnet I put on the fridge:

I’m not evil!  Just trying to help.  While trying to find Gary Larson’s cartoon about the extreeeeeeeme phobia cure, I stumbled across a neat Far Side homage.  Would an evil dude blaze a trail to it, for you?  No he would not.

You’re welcome.

(UPDATE–The “Worth1000” website is awesome.  Just clicking around it, I ran across a contest that comes right back to the start of this post.)