The best part of edohiguma’s epic rant against Hunger Games? Learning that Chiaki’s performance in Kill Bill was..her worst? OMG!! I must learn Japanese!
Come to America, Chiaki! Putting gross Hollywood actresses out of business will be icing on the cake. I beg of you, Ms. Kuriyama! Is my begging satisfactory?
She’s utterly magnetic as GoGo Yubari and that’s her worst dang performance? I should probably avoid her entirely. Yes. Yes, that would be wise, given my OCD tendencies. I would be a really, really creepy stalker.
But…if, say, I did sample her Japanese acting…where should I start? Wait, cancel that! I need to think about her less, not more. Those grapes are probably sour, anyway. I bet she hates dogs–
–damn it! But no doubt she’s a spoiled, humorless–
–oh good grief! I give up. She’s too lovable. But I think what makes her unforgettable is how her ravishing beauty can be so disquieting. Even sinister.