Capitalists against Adam Smith!

Wow.  The U.N. is really on a roll.  Now they want the Divine Comedy banned in Italy.

Dante’s Divine Comedy should be banned from Italian schools as a racist and Islamophobic text…

Bwah…bwah…

…bwah ha ha HA HA!  Italians renounce Dante!  Yes!

Next, let’s demand that the English toss Shakespeare on the trash heap.  And hey, didn’t Mark Twain use the n-word in Huck Finn?  Dump him.  Unsurpassed genius is no excuse for offending the 21st Century Wussymind. 

Also, isn’t it time Chinese people denounced egg rolls?  Those are, like, totally racist.  Also on the chopping block:  tacos, escargot, sushi, hamburgers…and pasta.  The Italians can’t get rid of Dante and keep their noodles. 

You know what offends me?  People who take offense.  Imagine a world in which we’ve banned them.   Ahhhh….

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About wormme

I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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One Response to Capitalists against Adam Smith!

  1. Edohiguma says:

    I’m only going to say this: why couldn’t Osama hit the UN main building in NYC instead?

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