I’m really starting to like this Derrick Bell maniac.  Sure, he would have hated me for daring to be white, and blamed me for all of his prejudices, but at least he seems to be honestly insane.

And when it comes to “progressive” whites, he was even right.  They do oppress black America…assuming black people are equal to others.  If they are inferior then…well, I am the oppressor, by holding them to the same standards as the melanin-lite.

Also, as a Lord of Geeks I must of course respond to the challenge of “Space Traders”.  Would I trade one of these…

…for one of these…?

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!  God, you can have ours for free.  But if the space traders offered me this…

…for this little mocha confection…

…I’ll keep the local produce, thank you very much.  (And never forget that if Spike Lee had his way, this valuable little Earth product would never have existed.)