Via Insty…Clarence Thomas for President! If you asked me if someone could simultaneously be both President and a Supreme Court Justice, I’d have guessed “no”.
I’m only planning to vote for the Republican nominee if there’s any question about Obama winning my state. Since he almost certainly won’t, I may go Green Party and Rosanne Barr.
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Since I’m in Illinois, I’ll probably be writing in either “Glenn Harlan Reynolds” or “Ham Sandwich”. I’m pretty sure Rosanne will be voting for the later.
I’m just trying to get the Green Party some federal funding. Like an eternal Ross Perot, except draining votes from the statists.
I’m safe and don’t have to worry about not voting for Mitt Romney. My state will go Obama, no matter what.
Yeah, my state is that pathetic. But hey, we got that really nifty vaporrailroad coming on down the line.
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