“The more successful you are, the more prone to cheating you are, and Washington is full of successful people looking for something outside their marriage,”
And of course D.C. people are the most successful. Why, they keep getting richer and richer even when the rest of the country struggles! Sort of the way I always win whenever I get to be the banker in Monopoly.
Oh, wait, that’s not true. As an adult, I don’t cheat. Anyway, “success” isn’t why D.C. is Oathbreaker Central. More than any other industry, the Ruling Class is “successful” because it lies, cheats, and steals. Even Hollywood isn’t permitted to indenture people who want nothing to do with it.
D.C. is Cheaters’ Paradise because D.C. is where everybody gets away with it.
“It’s about representing one thing but yet doing something else,” says one woman, who believes cheaters aren’t really committed to their marriages and families.
That’s…really going out on a limb there, lady. I think your I.Q. is an Ashley Madison customer, because it’s cheating on you.
That “Ashley Madison” site has almost 13,000,000 members. Sooner or later, a couple will secretly meet and discover they’re married to each other. Ha ha ha!
God, I hate people.