Cardinal-designate Timothy Dolan says President Barack Obama hasn’t kept his promise,
No, really? Did that surprise you…Timmy? You are supposed to be an epitome of Christian wisdom and only just now realized that Barack is a liar?
I know, I know, it’s not like Protestant leaders aren’t suck-ups. But the Catholic clergy is much more leftist (and therefore wrong) than most. God, I’m sick of everybody in the public venue, “Christians” and all. Let’s see…if I could command the national attention, what would I ask? It’d go something like…
Why are we supposed to take any of you seriously? Why the F are we supposed to take you seriously? You’re all idiots, every single one. Barack’s a moron for making contradictory promises, Timmy is a moron’s moron for believing them, and by ignoring it the “journalist” is a moron’s moron’s moron. You all need to do something more intelligent and honorable, like reality television.
As for you Catholics, do you claim to be Christian or not? You do? Then I rebuke you. You got taken to the cleaners by an ass-clown of a President. Maybe if you cracked open a Bible once in a while rather than mumbling in Latin you’d see where the Lord commanded us to be “as wise as serpents”.
I should probably emphasize that, given what we know about your situational awareness:
Jesus COMMANDED you to be wise.
Is any of this getting through? (You too, laity. You’re not off the hook.) Your foolishness is a sin. You save fewer lost sheep by being idiots than you do otherwise, which is obvious but is also a Catch-22. If you Catholics ever decide you want competent leadership for a change, try this:
Husband of one wife; children who are also faithful; well-ordered household; not a recent convert.
Hey, look at that! My crazy requirements are nearly the opposite of yours, Romanists! Hmm. Let’s see. You have thousand of years and millions of voices arguing for your authority. All I have is the Word of God.
I love the Anchoress, but even she is blinded by institutional allegiance. You’re right, Elizabeth; it is war. Your generals were sleeping with the enemy, and now you’re letting them remain in charge.
Matthew 10:16 is there for a reason, darling.