The American judiciary jumps the shark.

Okay, jumps the whale.

A California federal court is to decide for the first time in US history whether amusement park animals are protected by the same constitutional rights as humans.

Thankfully, if PETA wins they’ll be satisfied with this victory and leave everyone alone, right?  Your little Fido is nothing like Shamu.  Right? 

“Slavery does not depend on the species of the slave any more than it depends on race, gender or ethnicity,” he argued. “Coercion, degradation and subjugation characterize slavery and these orcas have endured all three.”

You’re not a pet owner…you’re a slaver.  And the Emancipation Barklamation is upon us, fiend! 

PETA sees no qualitative difference between people and animals.  So there’s really only one appropriate way to deal them.  Just treat them the way strong animals always deal with their pack’s uppity weaklings.  Punish them mercilessly until their wills break and they bare their throats in submission. 

And then…we’ll make them crawl around on all fours and eat and drink off the floor while wearing funny clothes.

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I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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3 Responses to The American judiciary jumps the shark.

  1. Edohiguma says:

    PETA has never cared about animals. This is proven by what they do with animals they can’t find a place for right away. They just kill them. In the thousands.

    Also. Orcas are penguin killers. They deserve to be enslaved.

    And now for something completely different. From Austria with love http://yfrog.com/nx86227252j

  2. SeanB says:

    So the chickens and other farm animals will now have the vote………………….

    All animals are equal, just some are more equal than others, and are allowed to drink the brandy.

    Will the court justices now become vegan, and refuse to sit on leather benches.

    As from Austria, Please send some down here to me, it is 30 plus and humid. Aircon costs money to run!

    • Edohiguma says:

      Night temps are around -12, in Vienna. If you go to the mountains, it’s lower than that. Much lower. Same in Germany. Some places report -20 and below.

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