The shame! 

The W.O.R.M. only claims to be uniquely rational, certainly not flawless or perfect.  So when a commenter (and author!) corrects the h-e-doublehockeysticks out of me, I admit it.

The taste of crow is so…crowy.  Bleh.  Never again!  That was the last credulous, hasty conclusion of my life.  But at least I made a discovery in Hedy’s wiki.  The only people who can write authoritatively on spread-spectrum issues are all named “Robert”. 

There’s no need to confirm this beyond Wikipedia and me.  Trust us.