I have failed you heathens.

The W.O.R.M. promised that, as a Christian, I would always be the first to combat theocracy.  And yet Obama broke out the Jesus stick yesterday, whacked his political opponents, and I’m just now arriving.  My apologies. 

But I finally understand his religion, whatever it is.  Sure, he professes Christ.  Theoretically he might be a Christian, a very very very very very carnal one.  Spiritual growth-wise, he would be…a brand-new fetus.  An unrecognizable blob of cells. 

Could he honestly think he’s Christian, yet not be one?  I spent a year in that indeterminate state—Schrödinger’s Believer—myself.  Obama isn’t honestly mistaken.  That was the most agonized year of my life.  Is Obama filled with self-horror and self-loathing?  Nope.  So, case closed.

The overwhelming odds are that Obama is simply lying.  False Christianity among American politicians is sky-high.  The secular benefits of pretense are too great.  Most Americans profess Christianity, and faith is central to a large plurality.  So politicians who aren’t Christian usually pretend to be.  There’s no political downside as long as they advance the statist agenda.  So when it comes to their Christianity–as everything else–Militant Narcissists are big fat liars.

This is why I contend—as a Christian—that it’s better for society to punish Christianity than reward it.  Better that Christianity be banned, than mandatory.

Dadgum.  I’m the worst theocrat in the world.  But Obama, now…he’s the real deal.  True, he probably worships himself, not God or a god.  But he definitely feels ordained to take over your life, and he will damn you as heretic or apostate for resisting.  I get it now.

Brother Barack will save America by socializing the hell out it.