Jan Brewer vs Barrack Obama

I have to weigh in on this, so bear with me.

The Right is like “Yeah, she totally showed him!” The Left is like “She waved her naked finger in his face, how dare she be so disrespectful!”

I’m like “They’re both morons who live off the tax payer. Who cares?”

Let me explain.

Barrack Obama… won a popularity contest. Jan Brewer… won a popularity contest. Why are we even paying attention to them?

Seriously, we should consider changing our Miss America/Austria/whatever & Mister Universe/whatever contests into political elections. The results wouldn’t be much different, but at least they’d look better. Who’d you rather see heading a country like, let’s say, Germany? Angela Merkel or Anne-Kathrin Kosch (Miss Germany 2011)?

I’ll help you with some visual aid:

Angela Merkel

Anne-Kathrin Kosch

The result on policies is probably the same, so why not lace the poison with something visually appealing? ((ok, she can’t compete with TWIL, no woman can, every woman I meet is always compared to her and they ALL fail))

Am I sexist? No, that’s why I said we need to add the Mister contests as well. I’m merely sick and tired of people, who win popularity contests, thinking they’re important and the media and millions of people catering to that illusion of grandeur.

That said, I think Obama and Brewer should settle their little quarrel in a proper way. Either pistols at 20 paces or a proper cage fight.


About Edohiguma

A friend of death, a brother of luck & a son of a b*tch. A bear with guns (based on the right to arm bears), enforcer of the law and a riot cop of history. Studying that Japanese stuff. Shanghaiing your books since 1543.... AND NEVER GIVING THEM BACK!
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5 Responses to Jan Brewer vs Barrack Obama

  1. Xpat says:

    Edo admits that a blonde female is not necessarily bad to look at, and even puts up a picture of one?

    This is a historic moment.

    Mezurashii koto desu neeeeeeee!

    • Edohiguma says:

      That is because I had to use something German since I already used Merkel. Germany tends to not have many people like TWIL around and they usually don’t pop up in those “events” either.

  2. wormme says:

    But isn’t politics “show business for ugly people”? We’d have to shift everything over one category. Which would make blogging “show business for ugly people”, which would…


    …okay, it would be a step up for me. But still!

  3. Mazzuchelli says:

    What are you talking about?! Jan is the governor of Arizona. Obama is the President. One of them has his head up his lower extremities. The other doesn’t. What’s so hard to understand about that?

    Also, an earlier post said that you are NOT a conservative. Really? This definitely isn’t Huffpo or Daily Kos. Get off the fence and man up, Wormme. Seriously.

    • Edohiguma says:

      Both are politicians. Both are professional liars. Thus, as High Inquisitor of the Followers of Quin, I name them both “enemy of the people.”

      Also, not everyone posting articles is Mr WORM. I’m not a conservative. Ok, let me explain this in greater detail.

      When I was younger I was very far left. That lasted until 1) I got my first paycheck over 2k and saw the taxes, 2) 9/11 and 3) when I met my niece. Then I went to the very far right. However, after dissecting the local perceived “right wing” in my country, I’ve concluded that there is no such thing as a right wing. They are all left wing, socialists, just in varying degrees. I tend to call our “right wing” patriotic socialists, cause that’s what they really are. They talk about the EU and about foreigners, but they won’t change our criminally high taxes, nor the wasteful spending. Thus, today I’m a “stay the f*ck off my lawn” kind of guy. If there was a political party that was based around “trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again”, I’d vote for them. But there is no such thing, just like there is no actual liberal (read libertarian, over here “liberal” is basically “libertarian”) party. It’s all about ideology and never about reasonable approaches. Neither the “progressives” nor the conservatives are reasonable. They are both driven by ideologies that are utterly unreasonable. And sadly that’s how it is in every single country.

      WTB reasonable party that governs with reason and not ideology.

      So yeah, I’m not conservative. And I enjoy mocking our so called leaders, because they are all a bunch of lying morons. Proof: legislation dealing with the internet. These baboons don’t understand the technology yet try to legislate it.

      Apologies to all baboons on this planet.

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