So…Mitt Romney banks in the Caymans?  And we’re supposed to be outraged?  A little help here…why?  

A co-worker relayed the news, obviously expecting a negative reaction.  But what I thought was, “but don’t you manage your money carefully?”

This is the politics of envy.  Freedom-loving Americans should never allow it.  Did Romney do something illegal?  No.  Immoral?  Since when is it wrong for the rich to save money?  I was raised to believe that wasting resources is bad, and saving them are good.  So were 99% of you.  

And that co-worker of mine?  He is a master at saving money.  I give him honor for that, not scorn.   

I had another odd reaction.  When he complained about the Caymans my brain yelled, “We’re Americans, dang it!  We should take what they’re doing and improve it until the Caymans are begging to invest in American banks!”

Of course the Ruling Class has brainwashed that idea right out of our heads.  Because the obvious superiority of Cayman banking is “less government meddling!”

Romney will keep screwing up his response to this “controversy”.  He has to; he is a Republican politician and thus a moron.  But he should say,   

“I bank in the Caymans because Momma taught me to shop for bargains, and I honor my Mother.  The question you should ask is, “why are American banks losing customers?”   I’m trying to bring back American business, and you’re blaming me for being a smart shopper.”

Nice, eh?  You’re wondering, “wormme, how can you sling such perfect bullsh** yet still be destined to die alone?”

Using only memory and imagination, Beethoven composed music he couldn’t hear.  I  write Grade-A political bullcrap the same way, though totally unable to feel it.

Um…did I just admit to being a sociopath, there?  It looks like…yep, probably so.  Oh well. 

It’s a fair cop.