Monthly Archives: December 2011

Ten days til IIMUAIDD!

My apologies for giving so little warning.  After all, Dec. 29th, International “International Make Up an International Day” Day, requires more than just muttering “Arrrrrrr!” and “Matey!” So let events of the past year, or of this coming week, inspire … Continue reading

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Death is inewitable.

“What’s that?” “Inewitable.” “Come again?” “INEWITABLE!” Unfortunately this cuts both ways.  Vaclav Havel also passed away.  The universe isn’t usually so blatant about balancing its books. None of this is probably news to you.  It’s not news that I’m liking this … Continue reading

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Everything is relative right now.

Have a niece and nephew staying here through tonight.  Don’t see them very often,  thus the absence yesterday and now for the rest of today.  We may play the Game of Thrones boardgame, if anyone can figure out the rules.  It’s … Continue reading

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Barry Bonds gets sentenced today.  I hope he gets the maximum possible sentence.  After all, his abuse of steroids led to the deaths of hundreds of Mexicans and at least one American border guard…oh, wait.  Wrong guy. But of course … Continue reading

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I’m not a human being…

…I’m a monster. You deserve to know what kind of fiend hosts this blog.  My (very young) niece is getting married tomorrow.  Relatives have arrived from Arkansas, Alabama, New Mexico. And guess what?  A few weeks ago, I offered her $250 … Continue reading

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You WILL watch this show!

You think The Amazing Race is big?  …the heads of…the FBI, CIA, the director of national intelligence and the attorney general objected… That Toddlers & Tiaras is controversial?  …so radical that it would have been considered crazy had it been … Continue reading

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Wow.  I nodded off early last night, which rarely happens.  The “bedtime search string” turned into “bed search”. Maybe I haven’t been getting enough sleep.  I feel good today, and that’s even before fully caffeinating.

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