You think The Amazing Race is big?
…the heads of…the FBI, CIA, the director of national intelligence and the attorney general objected…
That Toddlers & Tiaras is controversial?
…so radical that it would have been considered crazy had it been pushed by the Bush administration…
You think Americal Idol judges have power?
…when they say, ‘I want my lawyer,’ you tell them, ‘Shut up. You don’t get a lawyer.’”
Do you honestly think the stakes are high in Survivor?
…indefinitely detain without trial American terrorism suspects arrested on US soil who could then be shipped to Guantánamo Bay.
It’s on, reality show fans! The Fox Network is about to blow your eyeballs and eardrums with the most intense show ever!
American Star Chamber. Or else the terrorists will win.
The judges: Carl Levin, John McCain, and Lindsey “No Lawyer For You!”Graham.
The stakes: A lifetime at Guantanamo!
The rules:…there are no rules. Rule of the jungle, baby! And our judges have all the claws. Each contestant—each obviously guilty contestant—will try to justify behavior like,
…missing fingers on their hands…has guns…has ammunition that is weatherproofed…has more than seven days of food in their house…
That’s right. Some of your friends and neighbors are terrorists! So don’t just watch the show, call or text us with your suspicions!
American Star Chamber, coming soon! You should watch it. You really should watch it.
Watch it, citizen.
(Notice–Failure to watch and approve of American Star Chamber is classified as seditious activity under the National Defense Authorization Act.)
I was afraid to post on this thread, so I first reported you to the seditious activities committee, to cover my ass.
Yup … too many guns, returning from Iraq war, too many posts on conservative blogs, living on a farm, self sufficient, boys scout as a youth, attended tea party rally … all grounds for Obama to whisk you away now.
I’m gonna go poop on a cop car while screaming “power stinks, government should destroy the powerful” … to vindicate myself.
You made me remember Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. “This is such a nice country…for me to poop on!”
Worme’s got his groove back. Too bad he can’t blog about politics no more.
I’m just trying to drag a few of them down with us into the lava of Mount Doom…