Yep, both “German science babe” and “bedtime search string” were unproductive Dogpile quests. So I did “galactic beauties”. Surprisingly and pleasingly, folks are holding beauty contests between galaxies.
And, of course, human ones.
Then back to a stellar sight. Awesome.
And there were eleven hits before the first pron site. Also amazing! So my faith in humanity is…unchanged. Only science geeks could vault a few sites above the procreative urge.
World's Only Rational Man 
SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Did I just see a spoiler there? (Said the guy whose only knowledge of Portal is that cake is, or isn’t, involved.)
You did!
And the cake is not a lie.