Virgin territory.

Why is it that throwing a virgin into a volcano is pagan, but tossing one in an earthquake is being generous to a fault?

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I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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2 Responses to Virgin territory.

  1. Xpat says:

    Took me a while. This joke needs copy editing:

    Why is it that the pagan practice of throwing a virgin into a volcano is cruel, but sacrificing a virgin in an earthquake is being generous to a fault?

    (Otherwise “pagan” vs. “generous” and “throwing” vs. “tossing” get readers on the wrong track.)

    By the way, did I tell you my wife thinks Cooking and Cleaning are cities in China?

    • wormme says:

      Heh heh. All I know is that when I try to call someone over there every time I Wing I get the Wong number.

      But yeah, in retro-sight the joke was poorly written. Apologies.

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