After all, this zombie is a phenomenal photojournalist. But suppose we end up like the shambling brain-dead creatures being documented? The odds don’t seem good.
And perhaps the world’s only non-zombified Democrat, Mickey Kaus, administers a thrashing to some statistical lies. Plus this,
Liberals, especially, should be almost desperate to shrink government to a size that’s sustainable in the long run.
But that would mean they’re symbiotes, not parasites. Which is obviously wrong.
World's Only Rational Man 
It’s kind of funny, because that whole “Let them eat cake” thing… Marie Antoinette never said it. But of course, you don’t learn that anymore in history lessons in school. Today you learn how to feel about sharing the cake.
Now I want cake.
PS: first one to say “the cake is a lie” will get punched.
Poor maligned Marie. She couldn’t get a head.