No? Darn. Pretty soon it may be illegal.
In the past, satire was protected under the First Amendment, but it may soon be illegal to poke fun at the TSA or use its logo or even utter its name. Notice there is no exception in the above language for parody.
So now we know what TSA stands for: Thin-Skinned A**holes.
I promise, cross my heart and hope to die, to keep calling them that if this bill passes. Because wouldn’t that be an awesome trial?
“Your Honor, calling the TSA ‘thin-skinned a**holes’ was merely stating the truth. After all… I’m on trial for doing it.”
World's Only Rational Man 
I will contribute to your defense fund. 🙂
Me, too. And as a budding capitalist, I’ll make a t-shirt….:)
Yay!
Oh, and sorry for the late reply.
I really need to fly to the US, and then light a Trinidad at the airport. Trinidads are the cigars that were given only to friends of the Cuban government. They are now on the market.
And if anyone says something I’ll be like “What you want! I’m friend of Cuban government! Let me make phonecall so that Fidel can call your president!”
Or… wear nothing but a very long coat.
If you’re gonna be nude with a cigar, you can also claim to be a friend of Bill Clinton.
That goes without saying good sir.