No? Darn. Pretty soon it may be illegal.
In the past, satire was protected under the First Amendment, but it may soon be illegal to poke fun at the TSA or use its logo or even utter its name. Notice there is no exception in the above language for parody.
So now we know what TSA stands for: Thin-Skinned A**holes.
I promise, cross my heart and hope to die, to keep calling them that if this bill passes. Because wouldn’t that be an awesome trial?
“Your Honor, calling the TSA ‘thin-skinned a**holes’ was merely stating the truth. After all… I’m on trial for doing it.”