I already called Crimson Tide “dibs” on this young man, so put away that “Red and Black” weaksauce.

Oh, and you heard about Obama saying that America’s gone a bit soft?  It’s true, of course, Barack’s own election being proof positive.  The article on Demias Jimerson shows just how soft folks are getting.  

(That Obama is correct about the wimpiness doesn’t mean he gets to exempt himself, of course.  You could bogart laxatives and crap firmer than Barack Hussein.)