Figured out why I’m so discouraged by the GOP field right now.  Because it’s  discouraging.  Now they’re badmouthing the very motives of others.  That’s a tactic for leftist tyrants, you sanctimonious idiots.  If you’re going to do that…why aren’t you challenging their motives?!

Do you guys notice this?  McCain was vicious to Republicans, then a lapdog for Obama.  They never question Democrats’ motives, which are in direst need of minute examination! 

I admired Dubya, most of his two terms.  He was showered with hatred and lies for years, and never badmouthed the haters.  Nope.  He saved that for people who wanted a crackdown on illegal immigration.  Just like Perry.  Something along the lines of “they don’t want what’s best for America”.

(I reiterate my promise:  if I ever meet Prez#43, he gets a choice.  He’ll either apologize for implying I’m a traitor,  or he’ll learn how much of an ass-kickin’ I can deliver before the Secret Service clobbers me.)

Of course, pointing out the malignancy of progressives won’t be very effective if you’re mean-spirited yourself.  As, apparently, all the major GOP candidates are.  Reagan was far more ruthless to leftist positions than these weak-sister wannabees.  And it worked because he didn’t seem petty or mean-spirited while doing it.    

How I wish the Great Communicator had drawn attention to the other side’s motives.  Point at leftist “compassion” with other peoples’ money and their miserliness with their own, how they “hate” racism with Robert Byrd their poster child, etc. etc. 

So, Rick Perry…millions of tax-paying, law-abiding Americans “have no heart”?  This isn’t really a W.O.R.M.’s debate style, but I’m nothing if not rhetorically adaptable.  I’ll have to sink to your level, you certainly can’t rise to mine.  So here’s a counter to the “heartless” theory:

Rick Perry has no balls. 

The Governor of Texas is a snivelling, ball-less little bully and coward.  In a word, pathetic.

And of course, unlike you R.P., I don’t advance such theories without proof.

And this isn’t about physical cowardice, Perry.  You did the fightin’ country boy, military pilot things, yada yada yada.  But you’re socially and morally craven.  A contemptable man and American.  You insult good and true citizens while letting black-hearted tyrants off the hook. 

Why?  Because you have no balls.  You’re a bully and a coward.  It’s why you started out as a Democrat and why you still are, in your…heart.   It’s the same cowardice McCain has, a war hero who calls Tea Partyers “hobbits” while palling around with moral monsters like Ted Kennedy.  Being bullies, you attack civilized people because they’re civilized.  Being cowards, you suck up to barbarians so you won’t get hit. 

If you were a computer, Rick Perry, your operating system would be Eunichs.  Because of the lack-of-balls thing.

Got a better explanation?  For why you call your own side heartless, yet not the other?  If millions of Republicans are heartless but no Democrats are…aren’t you on the wrong side? 

Yep, my theory fits the facts.  Rick Perry has no balls. 

Does that seem a bit insulting?  Oh, a lot insulting?  Should I be more careful with my words, maybe?  

And yet…calling someone “heartless” is much worse than calling him a castrato.   Isn’t it?  The later just denies a man’s beans and frank. “Heartless” denies one’s very personhood. 

Uncharitable.  Very uncharitable.  Good thing Governor Perry makes no claim to being a Christian…right?