Folks are really enjoying the “AttackWatch” parodies, which are great. Mocking statists is the second best way to chastize them. It trails only repeated cranial application of a 2 x 4. Teak is best, if you’re a filthy rich capitalist, most of us have to settle for oak.
Anyway. It reminded me of “Brawndo”. Brawndo is even better than sex because it has electrolytes!