That is, when he’s not being a mewling passive-aggressive tinpot tyrant.  Oh, wait, he’s always an MPATT.

So this is quite the impressive twofer.  See the way he combines dictatorial edicts with utter cowardice?  I’ll put Mikey up against anyone in history when it comes to sheer pathetic…ness?  Patheticism?  He’s the Olympic prime Pentathlon Patheticathelete.

You must be soooo glad he represents you, NYC.  Oh wait, didn’t you re-elect him?  Guess he does represent you, then.

How the mighty have fallen.

UPDATE–He’s on a roll!