Monthly Archives: July 2011

How can you be out of “thin crust”?

We’re really removing the concept of “initiative” from the human species, aren’t we? See, we decided on Pizza Hut yesterday, for lack of anything more inspiring.  Called the local one.  They said they were out of thin crusts. Now, I … Continue reading

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Poor inbred bastiches.

British folks are addicted to the Internet.  Haw haw! Losers. BRB.  Gotta get a few minutes of Uncharted Waters Online in.

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“When every second counts…”

The police are only hours away. Oh my Lord.  Wrote that before diving into the article proper.  Now it feels waaaaay to snarky, but the idea was to speed-blog so it stays up. The assailant surrendered when police finally reached … Continue reading

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Nemesis identified: The MOAH.

Replied to a few comments yesterday, “few” probably because of the recent erratic blogging.  Then got hit with the Mother Of All Headaches. Not looking for sympathy.  We all know that MOAH is due to too much computer gaming.  But it being self-inflicted makes … Continue reading

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Aye, eye contact.

I believe in the future of farming, with a faith born not of words, but of deeds. Thus began a creed recited quite a few times during my brief stint in the FFA (Future Farmers of America).  The rest of that time was spent … Continue reading

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I’m batting two for ten.

Naturally Instapundit would have to link this. I swung a meter at one of those facilities for a few years, and have at another for the last five.  These jobs are so, so, so, so much better than being a … Continue reading

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It’s the end of “double experience month” today.

Today Uncharted Waters Online ends its month-long newbie promotion.  Double experience points! Obviously I burnt a vacation day to take advantage of this.  So blogging will probably be light today…BUT…then I’ll be so disappointed by regular experience that future blogging will … Continue reading

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To fisk a fog of fatuous figments.

Forsooth.  I can’t recommend this 3,963-word monster without being charged for war atrocities.  But it’s hilarious.  Profoundly sad, but hilarious.  Since this guy Schmitt has excellent mental hardware, he’s a showcase for how terribly ravaging the left’s software viruses are.  Why do … Continue reading

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May you and God forgive me for what I’m about to do.

This is your last warning.  The next post is ridiculously long, and extremely petty.  Less petty than the leftist it fisks, obviously. I am rather proud of my definition of Pragmatism, though.

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There’s still room on the ground floor!

Hitler was the best thing that ever happened to FDR. If freedom-loving historians exist in the future, they will all agree that FDR was the worst President in America’s history.  The sooner you’re onboard with this, the more prescient you … Continue reading

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