Insane conspiracy theorists think Japan may have ‘quaked itself.
Morons.
I just heard Rush say that both the Prius and the Nissan Leaf are manufactured near the devastated areas. Mystery solved! Ever since G.M. became “Government Motors” obviously the unions have had access to CIA technology. Like this, only bigger.
It’s obvious, but I’ll state it for the record: the United Auto Workers caused the earthquake, which caused the tsunami.
Naw … It’s all Bush and Cheney’s fault! … Ya see, they’re friends with Big Oil and still have the right connections in the the CIA who fired up this HAARP thingy in order to destroy Leaf and Prius plants. At the same time … Obama, who is on Big Oil’s payroll and friends with GM … wanted to do something about the competition for the Chevy Volt. So there you have it … collusion between the republocrats and the demopublicans to save GM and Big Oil.