In the eyes of our Ruling Class, the American government is synonymous with America. If you’re not sure what that means, it’s how the House of Saud views Arabia.
The very concept of “liberty” becomes increasingly foreign. They’re not totally stupid; they don’t see us as peers but they know we peasants get cranky when deprived of bread and circuses. Er, pizza and football. See, things have changed!
Yep, things change. Individuals can change.
The Beltway Bunch isn’t in the same dire need of an ass-whuppin’ as the Sauds are. But they’re getting there. And the Tea Party uprising has done diddley-squat to change their opinion. Just as the original tea partiers didn’t deter King George.
Now, standard disclaimer: I’m absolutely not calling for armed insurrection. I’m just saying that’s what it takes.
Look at mulish morons like Reid and Biden. They might respond to cranial encounters with a two-by-four, if repeated often enough. But you could lop off Nancy Pelosi’s head and she wouldn’t acknowledge your axe. The only reason she wouldn’t say “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche” is because San Francisco has probably banned pastries by now.
But perhaps there’s a hope to reverse this encroaching tyranny without massive bloodshed. That hope is solely contingent on the awesomely pathetic smallness of our enemies. The Redcoats may have been inflexible morons for wearing scarlet in North American forests, but they were no wimps. Compare that to, oh, Paul Krugman. Michael Moore. Michael Bloomberg. The aforementioned Biden. I could personally take out all four in hand-to-hand combat, simultaneously.
Come to think of it…dibs!
These folks are so spoiled, so stupid, and so lacking any semblance of a pain threshold the problem is estimating just how few patriots will be needed to break them when things finally turn physical. The very idea of the Tea Parties caused them physical distress. That’s why they immediately began accusing peaceful Americans of violence. To their sensibilities, it had already been committed. George III, they ain’t.
No, when your toughest dudes are baton-thumping Black Panthers pand Bombin’ Billy Ayers, you’d best avoid combat entirely. To avoid their name-calling we’ll let Allen West take out the Panthers. And any cop who wants Ayers is welcome to him. I do request a petite lady cop, for maximum humilation value.
The sooner we start kicking butts the less severe their butt-kicking has to be. And if you don’t start calling dibs, you may have to settle for non-famous buttocks.