Monthly Archives: October 2010

Halloween was better when we were the monsters.

Growing up, my favorite holiday was Halloween.  For kids there’s no pressure, since even the lamest costume will score you that sweet, sweet sugar.  Just run, scream, check out the other little monsters, and be glad you’re still ignorant of Type II diabetes. I … Continue reading

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Steynosaurus Rex.

Like the legendary tarrasque, Mark Steyn is finally emerging from hiatus…his Sapphic slumber, if you will…to rend and devour anew.  If only he didn’t force-feed me knowledge about Broadway show tunes, he’d be my favorite writer.  Just check out the breadth of material he … Continue reading

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Hilarious.

I link James Taranto often ’cause he’s awesome.  His dry humor is unsurpassed, even by the British.  Commenting today on Democratic problems/excuses, he notes: The Democrats’ message, in short, is that the Democrats are really lousy at delivering a convincing … Continue reading

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My superpower is “not giving a crap”.

As noted before, I am, a little bit, trying to get myself killed.  I’m not suicidal; on the other hand, death is apparently the only cure for raging tinnitus. So I’m perfectly willing to wager my life against sums as … Continue reading

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Media reports voting fraud, forgets to I.D. suspect’s political affiliation…

…what are the odds, hmm? Any gamblers in the house?  I honestly don’t know this dude’s political party…but I’d be willing to risk my life or limb against…I dunno, fifty bucks? Any takers?  You win, I kill myself.  I win, you … Continue reading

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When abusing the Dept. of Justice isn’t enough….

…it’s time to break out the DOD. Vote Democrat.  Because why wouldn’t you want spoiled cringing cowardly moron wannabe tyrants to run your life?

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Show some initiative!

Via the usual source, a roundup of noteworthy voter initiatives. With all this epic Congressional stormwatch going on, I’d totally forgotten about checking out direct votes on legislation.  Others didn’t.  Others rock! So.  How about we weigh in on these nine proposals?  I’d … Continue reading

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I’ll never understand why wimps are against legal gun ownership.

Oh, wait.  incredibly wealthy wimps can afford to be.  Because hiring people to defend you is the epitome of manhood. I left New York from a broken heart, but pee-ant tyrants like Mikey Bloomberg did make it easier.  Admittedly, he’s a…man?…of … Continue reading

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Prolific and pungent pundit pals.

Stacy and smitty are doing yeomans’ (yeomen’s?) work over there.  Almost like they think Nov. 2nd will be important or something.

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What’s wrong with education–the Cliff’s Notes version.

Instapundit links to a nice essay on the problems of higher education. Since my last post was a lengthy vent, let me try to be the soul of wit* this time: Education and indoctrination are not synonymous. *Thinking of Polonius’s … Continue reading

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