Oh, wait.  incredibly wealthy wimps can afford to be.  Because hiring people to defend you is the epitome of manhood.

I left New York from a broken heart, but pee-ant tyrants like Mikey Bloomberg did make it easier.  Admittedly, he’s a…man?…of great accomplishment, but what a maroon.

Mike, Mikester, Mickey B…why don’t you want women to be able to defend themselves from rape and assault?  You little prevert.    Just because a healthy woman could kick your ass in combat doesn’t mean she’d win against any male more formidable than Woody Allen.