I’ve got things well in hand here.

Apparently masturbation is the topic at hand.  Remember Jocelyn Elders?  Ann Althouse does.

I remember the outcry at the time.  And Ellen Claghorne’s impersonations on SNL.  I messed around with a Gilbert and Sullivan parody, “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Surgeon General”.   Crap! can’t remember any of it now but

“My intellect is keen and my advice is always practical,

With encyclopedic knowledge of all things prophylactical.”

Here’s a stage production of real thing. (Yes, that’s Linda Ronstadt at the first.)

Which reminds me of one of the Internet’s very best things:

The arranger of that piece is an insane genius.

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I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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2 Responses to I’ve got things well in hand here.

  1. That video. I am speechless. Truly.

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