Last post, praise for the Blogfather.
But don’t you agree that he has the ultimate serial killer’s name? Honestly, the first time I saw his full name…
…Glenn Harlan Reynolds…
…I thought, “holy cow, this guy has killed forty people.”
Then I ran the numbers. Factors: 1) intense continual stress lowers life expectency; 2) Instapundit vastly increases progressive stress; 3) a bunch of calculations beyond you puny humans.
Result: Instapundit has reduced the life-expectency of progressives and statists by ~2800 man-years.
Conclusion: Glenn Harlan Reynolds has killed at least 40 people.
Someone stop this monster!