Last post, praise for the Blogfather.

But don’t you agree that he has the ultimate serial killer’s name?  Honestly, the first time I saw his full name…

…Glenn Harlan Reynolds…

…I thought, “holy cow, this guy has killed forty people.”

Then I ran the numbers.  Factors: 1) intense continual stress lowers life expectency; 2) Instapundit vastly increases progressive stress; 3) a bunch of calculations beyond you puny humans.  

Result:  Instapundit has reduced the life-expectency of progressives and statists by ~2800 man-years.

Conclusion: Glenn Harlan Reynolds has killed at least 40 people.

Someone stop this monster!